The sexiest man to have ever lived (syntax350)

syntax350

The sexiest man to have ever lived

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WWE's John Cena

Kind of a sarcastic poem-thingy whatever. I don't actually hate John Cena, even though I think his character is very stale and can be quite annoying at times. I was also trying to mock what a ton of people in the IWC think of him. People just hate the guy too much. Anyways, I was just bored so I made this.